Pheroze

Most of you know that I am a huge fan of Dolph Lundgren – but holywhattheshitthisistooawesometobetruebutit’struelifenever

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Apparently armed thieves broke into his house, tied up his wife and forced her to give them cash and jewelry- now that’s not cool at all, but this is:  They fled as soon as they saw a picture of Dolph Lundgren in the house because they did not realize they were messing with Dolph Lundgren and they know, as you all should, DOLPH LUNDGREN DOES NOT FUCK AROUND! Read the whole deal here.

Seriously, Dolph Lundgren would be a ninja except he’s too fucking big (6’5″) and smart (160 IQ) to be a ninja – he’d hire a ninja to mow his lawn while he cured Swine Flu by punching it into submission and creating a vaccine out of it’s flu-tears.

I know I’m throwing out all my priceless antique art and portraits of Tony Danza and putting up only pictures of Dolph Lundgren around. Sorry girlfriend, Dolph’s picture keeps my wallet and cubicle safer than you do. Hell I’m gonna put another picture of him on this website so no one spams me or sends me a virus.

See? I feel safer already.

Yup, so I know some of you are thinking “what the shit”? What’s happened to the nourishingly sexily spastic typings that you’ve come to expect from me? Well pull up that ragged bean bag chair/ small child servant you have lying in the corner and listen close.

I’ve been busy. Busy with the many multiple hordes of things that grabbed me by my neck hairs and tied me to a high chair.

Busy with what? Well, first off busy getting my health in order. I was waysided by some stuff that came up and had to be sorted out like so many misplaced socks.  So that sucked, but all better on the other side.

Then I got a new day gig that has taken some adjusting to. And I was in Seattle last week eating this —->

Those crab legs take a while to eat.

But most importantly, I’ve been WRITING! Fuck, I have about 20 something song ideas that I’m fleshing out-  5 of them are ready for live performance, and damn if I’m not excited about it. And Joe Renuad has been killing it on drums helping me bring these songs to life.

So yes, you can hopefully expect a new album this year.

And you can expect many many live shows coming soon too. The first of which is happening in Brooklyn at Bar 4. My good friend Joe Pepitone of Dead Till Tuesday asked me to play at his video premiere party and I’m flattered and honored to do so. It’s gonna be a great night-  Dead Till Tuesday are fantastic. Check out the details on my tour page.

And yes, I will be playing the 5 new songs that night. So get excited. I wrote them about all of us.

I’m back on the radar, and I hope to see you all at a show soon. I’ll be writing more – I missed you!

love, hugs, and now give your child servant a rest

-pheroze