Friends
These are the times that bring our kind to our knees. Just look at what I’ve had to deal with these past few weeks:
- A crackhead tried to steal my shoes from outside my apartment. I caught her in the act, but she got away with my Odor Eaters shoe spray and the poop bags I use to pick up my dog’s crap with. I didn’t break her nose.
- A group of drunk kids spilled beer on my head on the subway while I was reading a book on finance (I’m fun at parties). I yelled and glowered but didn’t break their noses.
- I received a free coffee at Starbucks because I drink so much damn coffee. I broke that barista’s nose real nice.
Tough times I tell ya!
To lament about what is best in life, I will be playing an acoustic set at The Bitter End on August 20th. It’s a Saturday night and I’m on at 7PM SHARP.
I’m looking forward to this gig – I haven’t played a ‘jest me n’ ma geetar’ acoustic set in over a decade. This set will be the tits. And I am not going to do your typical skinny-kid-in-torn-jeans-trying-to-sound-emo-and-deep shit either. I have class and respect for your sensibilities.
So I hope you get to to help me class your lives up. I won’t break your nose, promise.
As an aside – my new album is coming along great. I’ll have more news for you on that soon.
With love
-pheroze
