Damn am I good or what? Remember when I wrote about the absolute necessity of teaching your baby to swim because Namor and Aquaman just might decide to fuck our land lubbing selves up?
Well, shit. I hope you started weaning your little ones off the floaters because according to Google Maps, Atlantis is fo’ teh realz.
Atlantis as Seen By Google Maps
Sure Google might say these are “boat mapping lines” – but I know they’re just covering it up until negotiations to move their new marketing team’s HQ into the Sub Mariner’s old laundry room reach a conclusion. I, for one, welcome our aquatic overlords and I encourage you to as well. Our aquatic baby army doesn’t stand a chance. The real lesson in all this is to listen to me always and unconditionally. For I am right.
We're Screwed
