Known fact: I like to write
Sometimes known fact: Pig’s penises are shaped like a corkscrew
Little known fact: Pigs hate wine
Conclusion: Pigs are delicious
Welcome to Pheroze’s blog!
Or maybe I should say welcome to my blog, since I’m writing it. But Pheroze likes referring to himself in the 3rd person because Pheroze is awesome.
If you’ve been to pheroze.com before you’re probably asking where’s the playful little gnome that slaps things? Well, I’m in the process of redesigning the site so in the meantime I’ve decided to put up a blog site until I’m able to wrangle a site with the old visual pizazz. Go explore this blog, it’s got some stuff that isn’t on any of my various internet wins. If you want to check out the old site it’s here.
Be my dawg
This also means that I don’t have to bug you via newsletter as often! Hooray for anti spams! Seriously I’ll only send show announcements and big news deals (and free penis enlargement offers! Ladies beware!) to your email inbox, so sign up! Also those who sign up for my newsletter will receive offers like exclusive downloads only available through my fan list. So sign that ass up!
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love
-pheroze
