Hands down my favorite movie of the year was Rambo. It was amazing. When someone asks me to describe it, I can only relate the experience of watching Rambo for the first time to punching yourself in the face with a unicorn horn that’s been shaped into the form of Sylvester Stallone’s fist dipped in chocolate and breast milk.
Seriously, it’s that good.
Dolph Lundgren Throws Down
I’ve been wondering how Stallone could top Rambo (Rambo 4 for the uninitiated). And when I first heard news of his next project, The Expendables, I thought it was a good step towards the unconquerable, but not quite there. Even if he is directing, starring and bringing on Jason Statham and Jet Li. Good, but not Rambo good. Not “rip your throat out with my bare hands” good.
Then I read this today. Wow. Having Lundgren in there changes the game. Look at him about throw down in his suit. He’s smiling. An evil maniacal smile. While wearing a bracelet made of beads. Lundgren is into bead work?
So… who’s next? Schwarzenegger and Van Damme?
Alright, I gotta go drink milk before this movie comes out.
