I Always Keep Lotion Near the Keyboard

October 18, 2009

Friends,
No need to flog me. I’ve self-flagellated enough already. I’ve been away as other parts of my existence have become a little more time consuming.

On the plus side, my nourishing typing now features Alpha hydroxy and extra-enriched moisturizers clinically proven for very dry, flaky minds. Keep reading my blog and, in time, your minds will be more moist than Miss Piggy’s snout after a swamp tussle with Kermit.

A natural pairing

Why the internet was made

Beyond keeping grub on the table I’ve been writing MUSIC. Much music. I aim to have a follow up to Driftwood released in 2010.I’ll be putting some demo tracks from the upcoming album up here for free download soon – very soon. Stay tuned!

I’ll put some more lotion on y’all soon loves. In the meantime, I implore you to work those rough elbows with the little droplets that come from following me on Twitter. (www.twitter.com/pheroze).

-pheroze

Welcome to Pheroze’s Blog!

December 14, 2008

Known fact: I like to write
Sometimes known fact: Pig’s penises are shaped like a corkscrew
Little known fact: Pigs hate wine
Conclusion: Pigs are delicious

Welcome to Pheroze’s blog!

Or maybe I should say welcome to my blog, since I’m writing it. But Pheroze likes referring to himself in the 3rd person because Pheroze is awesome.

If you’ve been to pheroze.com before you’re probably asking where’s the playful little gnome that slaps things? Well, I’m in the process of redesigning the site so in the meantime I’ve decided to put up a blog site until I’m able to wrangle a site with the old visual pizazz. Go explore this blog, it’s got some stuff that isn’t on any of my various internet wins. If you want to check out the old site it’s here.

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This also means that I don’t have to bug you via newsletter as often! Hooray for anti spams! Seriously I’ll only send show announcements and big news deals (and free penis enlargement offers! Ladies beware!) to your email inbox, so sign up! Also those who sign up for my newsletter will receive offers like exclusive downloads only available through my fan list. So sign that ass up!

Add my blog to your RSS feed or subscribe via email so you can feel my tender typing nourishment. You’ll like it! I promise I won’t link to Lolcats (even teh epic lolz) or anything that is crap (literally: no tubgirl).

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-pheroze