swine flu

Dead Till Tuesday This Sunday

Dead Till Tuesday This Sunday

Howdy pahtnahs- Man that flu sucked. I haven’t been hit that hard by the flu in a while – and I’ve never canceled a show due to being sick before. Again I apologize for anyone who was going to come out. Look on the bright side – I didn’t give you my flu. And if [...]

Howdy pahtnahs-

Man that flu sucked. I haven’t been hit that hard by the flu in a while – and I’ve never canceled a show due to being sick before. Again I apologize for anyone who was going to come out. Look on the bright side – I didn’t give you my flu. And if you wanted it, then you’re sadistic. My next gig is on June 21 at Otto’s Shrunken Head in NYC. Details here.

In other news, I’ve recently started playing guitar in my good friend Joe Pepitone’s band, Dead Till Tuesday. I’ll be playing with them at Otto’s Shrunken Head this Sunday, June 7th. It’s an early show- We’re on at 6PM and it’s free. So Stop by if you can. Joe is a fantastic songwriter and a great performer, and it’s an honor and a hell of a lot of fun to be playing music with him. Check out his website here.

I Was Dead on Tuesday when I missed my show, Now I’m Playing with Dead Till Tuesday. Wow that sounded a lot better in my head than it looks being written out. Where’s the damn delete key? *searchhuntpeck* Fuck it. Cat probably ate it. Too lazy to put my finger down it’s throat.

More news coming soon – I’m hard at work on my Chia garden and my sculpture of the left side of Tony Danza’s face. And on new songs, but I like to order by priority.

with love

-pheroze

Dead Till Tuesday

Dead Till Tuesday

Why You Should Always Keep A Picture of Dolph Lundgren Around

Dolph Lundgren

Apparently armed thieves broke into his house, tied up his wife and forced her to give them cash and jewelry- now that’s not cool at all, but this is: They fled as soon as they saw a picture of Dolph Lundgren

Dolph Lundgren

Most of you know that I am a huge fan of Dolph Lundgren – but holywhattheshitthisistooawesometobetruebutit’struelifenever

ceasestoamazefuckingtooawesomeforthespacebar!!!!111!!!1

Apparently armed thieves broke into his house, tied up his wife and forced her to give them cash and jewelry- now that’s not cool at all, but this is:  They fled as soon as they saw a picture of Dolph Lundgren in the house because they did not realize they were messing with Dolph Lundgren and they know, as you all should, DOLPH LUNDGREN DOES NOT FUCK AROUND! Read the whole deal here.

Seriously, Dolph Lundgren would be a ninja except he’s too fucking big (6’5″) and smart (160 IQ) to be a ninja – he’d hire a ninja to mow his lawn while he cured Swine Flu by punching it into submission and creating a vaccine out of it’s flu-tears.

I know I’m throwing out all my priceless antique art and portraits of Tony Danza and putting up only pictures of Dolph Lundgren around. Sorry girlfriend, Dolph’s picture keeps my wallet and cubicle safer than you do. Hell I’m gonna put another picture of him on this website so no one spams me or sends me a virus.

Dolph LundgrenSee? I feel safer already.